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[phlogistos]

[Hey lookit this asshole hanging out in a less then reputable bar!!! He's settled in a booth in the corner, legs stretched out under the table and propped up on the chair across from him. Between long pauses for people watching, he occasionally returns to something he's writing, though he only gets a few words down before he's back to staring at the crowd. Bored out of his mind by the looks of things]

[He's also smoking despite the sign requesting that please not be a thing. The reason management hasn't come up to tell him to stop? Probably has to do with the gigantic black gun propped up beside him]


[Alternately, start something of your own!]

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[ofwindythings]

[So this kid probably shouldn't be in here, but that's okay since most people in here can't see him anyway. Not when he doesn't want them to! So he flitted around the bar for a bit and probably scared a few people with glasses apparently having moved around on their own, in true gaslighting fashion, and this time he's settled for perching on the table and looking at what he's writing.

To Foster it probably seems an awful like he kind of appeared out of fucking nowhere on the table.]

[phlogistos]

[...WHAT THE FUCK ALSDKFJ Jumps and slaps a hand over the piece of paper, crumpling it up. It was a letter though! Addressed to someone with a Very Official Title]

Kid--

[ofwindythings]

What's it for?

[...Yes, like talking to someone while you're crouched on a table is totally normal.]

[phlogistos]

What's what-- [sldkfj removes cigarette and huffs at him, taking a quick breath to calm himself a little]

How did you even get in here?? [Looking around for someone to collect this child and remove him from the skeezy ass bar please]

[ofwindythings]

I got in through the window!

[8>!!!!!]

[phlogistos]

[What is even happening right now]

Get off the table...

[ofwindythings]

Why should I?

[phlogistos]

Cause you're gonna track your dirty feet all over it. [Shoos him a little]

People are supposed to eat on here.

[ofwindythings]

My feet are not dirty!

[phlogistos]

You don't know that. Get off.

[ofwindythings]

Nope!

[IF YOU KEEP ASKING HIM HE WILL BE CONTRARY.]

[phlogistos]

[... :|]

Where are your parents.

[blackwoods]

[I would take the time out for a lengthy description, but that's not really necessary.

Because Sophie's just going to take one of the signs and make an attempt (surprisingly strong!) to shove it in Foster's face, wordlessly.]

[phlogistos]

[Oh my god why Grabs the sign a few inches from his face, pushing it back a little... also surprisingly strong]

[Removes cigarette. Blows smoke at sign. Reads... sign... Looks at her]

Can I help you with something...

[blackwoods]

You seem to be nearsighted, so I thought you could use the help. You're welcome.

[phlogistos]

[...is that a jab at his eye???]

[????????]

Uh... no no, it's... missing. I can see just fine... [......] But thanks, I guess?

[blackwoods]

Oh.

Then you're illiterate?

[phlogistos]

[...]

No. [Pushes the sign back towards her, trying to get her out of his space pls] Are you this rude to everyone you've just met?

[blackwoods]

[Ignoring that question HAHA! And speaking very slowly, as if to a child or foreigner or someone of... limited mental capabilities:]

"Smoking is not permitted in these premises."

There's even a little sign! Isn't it cute?

[phlogistos]

[...]

[Takes a drag]

[Blows smoke in her face]

[And there's weirdly quit a lot more of it then there should be for a regular puff on a cigarette aklsjdfl]

1/2

[blackwoods]

[FUCK
Coughing very inelegantly you can't just blow smoke in people's faces!

When she's calmed down though she. Bangs her hand on the table
really hard. No harm to the table, but the noise it makes sort of implies there should've been.]

[blackwoods]

[But it's cool. None of that really matters.]

You stink.

[phlogistos]

[...oh that's... weird. Looks at the place where she hit the table... and then lets one of his hands drop off the table and into his pocket... so he's closer to his knife belt if she decides to attack him 8'|]

[But he's still ridiculously relaxed, even chuckling a little]

I've been traveling awhile. Sorry.

[blackwoods]

[Not a single crack or any sign of injury on her hand or the table! She just shrugs and laughs it off.

Because. It's a joke, right?]

You may shower at my home.

[phlogistos]

[...wait what]

Uh... huh...? [Both a question and hesitant acceptance alsdkjf]