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[phlogistos]

[Hey lookit this asshole hanging out in a less then reputable bar!!! He's settled in a booth in the corner, legs stretched out under the table and propped up on the chair across from him. Between long pauses for people watching, he occasionally returns to something he's writing, though he only gets a few words down before he's back to staring at the crowd. Bored out of his mind by the looks of things]

[He's also smoking despite the sign requesting that please not be a thing. The reason management hasn't come up to tell him to stop? Probably has to do with the gigantic black gun propped up beside him]


[Alternately, start something of your own!]

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[phlogistos]

[Oh my god why Grabs the sign a few inches from his face, pushing it back a little... also surprisingly strong]

[Removes cigarette. Blows smoke at sign. Reads... sign... Looks at her]

Can I help you with something...

[blackwoods]

You seem to be nearsighted, so I thought you could use the help. You're welcome.

[phlogistos]

[...is that a jab at his eye???]

[????????]

Uh... no no, it's... missing. I can see just fine... [......] But thanks, I guess?

[blackwoods]

Oh.

Then you're illiterate?

[phlogistos]

[...]

No. [Pushes the sign back towards her, trying to get her out of his space pls] Are you this rude to everyone you've just met?

[blackwoods]

[Ignoring that question HAHA! And speaking very slowly, as if to a child or foreigner or someone of... limited mental capabilities:]

"Smoking is not permitted in these premises."

There's even a little sign! Isn't it cute?

[phlogistos]

[...]

[Takes a drag]

[Blows smoke in her face]

[And there's weirdly quit a lot more of it then there should be for a regular puff on a cigarette aklsjdfl]

1/2

[blackwoods]

[FUCK
Coughing very inelegantly you can't just blow smoke in people's faces!

When she's calmed down though she. Bangs her hand on the table
really hard. No harm to the table, but the noise it makes sort of implies there should've been.]

[blackwoods]

[But it's cool. None of that really matters.]

You stink.

[phlogistos]

[...oh that's... weird. Looks at the place where she hit the table... and then lets one of his hands drop off the table and into his pocket... so he's closer to his knife belt if she decides to attack him 8'|]

[But he's still ridiculously relaxed, even chuckling a little]

I've been traveling awhile. Sorry.

[blackwoods]

[Not a single crack or any sign of injury on her hand or the table! She just shrugs and laughs it off.

Because. It's a joke, right?]

You may shower at my home.

[phlogistos]

[...wait what]

Uh... huh...? [Both a question and hesitant acceptance alsdkjf]

[blackwoods]

But no smoking.

[phlogistos]

[Ehhhhhhhhhh... minus points tbh. Ponders for a second]

For free...?

[blackwoods]

I just hope you'll make it worth my while.

[phlogistos]

[...well that's ominous as fuq tbh 8'|]

I can try... What were you looking for?

[blackwoods]

Did I say I was looking for something?

[phlogistos]

[Blows a whole bunch of smoke out his nose in this long thoughtful pause]

You want me to make it worth your while. [So yes... you kind of did laskjdf say you were looking for something fffff]

[blackwoods]

Don't be boring~

Even you can do that much, right?

[phlogistos]

[Tsks! And plants his feet finally, turning towards her]

Guess so. How far are you?

[blackwoods]

Close enough.

What do you do?

[phlogistos]

[...oh are we interviewing before walking well okay]

Travel, mostly.

[blackwoods]

[Yes and no, because she turns on her heel to leave not soon after he answers, not really bothering to check and see if he's following sob]

Where have you been?

[phlogistos]

[ksjf welp give him a second then jeez Folds the paper up, tucking everything back into his jacket. The gun is slung over his shoulder, strap secured, and then he's after her. Footsteps are kinda loud on this wood floor though cause he's got... a rather nice pair of heels on welp]

What'd you say...?

[blackwoods]

Are you deaf as well as blind?