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[phlogistos]

[Hey lookit this asshole hanging out in a less then reputable bar!!! He's settled in a booth in the corner, legs stretched out under the table and propped up on the chair across from him. Between long pauses for people watching, he occasionally returns to something he's writing, though he only gets a few words down before he's back to staring at the crowd. Bored out of his mind by the looks of things]

[He's also smoking despite the sign requesting that please not be a thing. The reason management hasn't come up to tell him to stop? Probably has to do with the gigantic black gun propped up beside him]


[Alternately, start something of your own!]

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[ofwindythings]

[So this kid probably shouldn't be in here, but that's okay since most people in here can't see him anyway. Not when he doesn't want them to! So he flitted around the bar for a bit and probably scared a few people with glasses apparently having moved around on their own, in true gaslighting fashion, and this time he's settled for perching on the table and looking at what he's writing.

To Foster it probably seems an awful like he kind of appeared out of fucking nowhere on the table.]

[phlogistos]

[...WHAT THE FUCK ALSDKFJ Jumps and slaps a hand over the piece of paper, crumpling it up. It was a letter though! Addressed to someone with a Very Official Title]

Kid--

[ofwindythings]

What's it for?

[...Yes, like talking to someone while you're crouched on a table is totally normal.]

[phlogistos]

What's what-- [sldkfj removes cigarette and huffs at him, taking a quick breath to calm himself a little]

How did you even get in here?? [Looking around for someone to collect this child and remove him from the skeezy ass bar please]

[ofwindythings]

I got in through the window!

[8>!!!!!]

[phlogistos]

[What is even happening right now]

Get off the table...

[ofwindythings]

Why should I?

[phlogistos]

Cause you're gonna track your dirty feet all over it. [Shoos him a little]

People are supposed to eat on here.

[ofwindythings]

My feet are not dirty!

[phlogistos]

You don't know that. Get off.

[ofwindythings]

Nope!

[IF YOU KEEP ASKING HIM HE WILL BE CONTRARY.]

[phlogistos]

[... :|]

Where are your parents.

[ofwindythings]

Doesn't matter~

[phlogistos]

I think they'd probably wanna know where you are, you know?

[ofwindythings]

Like I said, it doesn't matter!

[phlogistos]

Matters to them, I bet.

[ofwindythings]

Papa and sis know I can take care of myself!

[phlogistos]

[...]

They know you're in a bar right now? [Skeptical smoke blowing tbh]

[ofwindythings]

Well, no. Unless sis is paying attention but she's probably too busy building stuff.

[phlogistos]

[...................what the hell he's... confused fff]

Maybe you ought to go help her build... stuff... [whatever that means lsdfj]

[ofwindythings]

But she stays inside alllllllllllll day and that's bo~ring.

[phlogistos]

[...]

You're inside right now...

[ofwindythings]

Only for a while!

[phlogistos]

But you could be inside for awhile with your sister, you know. [...] That'd be more fun, I bet.

[ofwindythings]

I wanna explore, though.

[SO THERE!!!!!!]