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[phlogistos]

[Hey lookit this asshole hanging out in a less then reputable bar!!! He's settled in a booth in the corner, legs stretched out under the table and propped up on the chair across from him. Between long pauses for people watching, he occasionally returns to something he's writing, though he only gets a few words down before he's back to staring at the crowd. Bored out of his mind by the looks of things]

[He's also smoking despite the sign requesting that please not be a thing. The reason management hasn't come up to tell him to stop? Probably has to do with the gigantic black gun propped up beside him]


[Alternately, start something of your own!]

Comments

[ofwindythings]

It's not like I can get drunk anyway.

[phlogistos]

Uh... [.....................]

Oh. Kay. [lkajslkdjf whatever you say kid!]

[ofwindythings]

['v'!]

Do you like birds?

[phlogistos]

[What... even... lakjsdf where did that question come from. Blinks a little]

They're alright... [No he actually loves them alksjdf but he's awkward about liking them so!]

[ofwindythings]

[He asks everyone that sooner or later bro.]

Just alright?

[phlogistos]

Yeah, alright. They fly around and... stuff... [LKJSDF FOSTER IS THAT REALLY ALL YOU CAN SAY ABOUT BIRDS YOU LOSER. He's actually kinda tsunning whoops]

[ofwindythings]

That's too bad, birds are great~

[phlogistos]

Oh... you think so...?

[...suddenly... a little more attentive then before]

[ofwindythings]

Obviously! They can fly, for starters.

[phlogistos]

Yeah, I guess... [That's kinda cool...]

[Foster please stop tsunning about this you're ridiculous]

[ofwindythings]

You like them, right?

[YOU CANNOT HIDE THIS FROM HIM birdies are his business!!]

[phlogistos]

--no. What gave you... that idea...

[LSKJDFKLJ]

[ofwindythings]

Because birdies are my business!

[phlogistos]

[...side eyes tbh]

Oh, are they...

[ofwindythings]

Yes~ Birdies and windy things!

[phlogistos]

[...]

It's nice to have hobbies, I suppose... [You go kid live your life with your birds and shit 8'|]

[ofwindythings]

No, no, they're not just hobbies!

[phlogistos]

Ah. [.............]

Is that so... [You're a very weird child]

[ofwindythings]

I mean, you should get it, right? Since you're not exactly human.

[phlogistos]

[Well uh... he would rather you didn't actually know that fact about him!! But okay]

Not really...

[ofwindythings]

[You should tell Cielo that man! Not that he'd actually care.]

Well, you're still one of mine anyway.

[phlogistos]

[..............leans back wow! And seals his mouth into this thin line for a second]

You think so.

[ofwindythings]

I'm pretty sure!

[phlogistos]

And what makes me uh... yours. [AIR QUOTING THE FUCK OUT OF THAT with his voice lskdjf]

[ofwindythings]

You're a birdie! Or, well. Sort of. Someone related to you was a birdie, anyway.