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[phlogistos]

[Hey lookit this asshole hanging out in a less then reputable bar!!! He's settled in a booth in the corner, legs stretched out under the table and propped up on the chair across from him. Between long pauses for people watching, he occasionally returns to something he's writing, though he only gets a few words down before he's back to staring at the crowd. Bored out of his mind by the looks of things]

[He's also smoking despite the sign requesting that please not be a thing. The reason management hasn't come up to tell him to stop? Probably has to do with the gigantic black gun propped up beside him]


[Alternately, start something of your own!]

Comments

[phlogistos]

So don't touch it.

[ofwindythings]

[... ... ...

Reaching for it again! Not touching it though.]

[phlogistos]

[Oh my god... takes a shot and slowly... eyes his hand... Better not asshole]

[ofwindythings]

[Holding his arm hand right where it is! ...Watching Foster back akfjahfjka]

[phlogistos]

[...takes... the second shot... He can wait you out bro once he's done with this last one he's outie ffffff]

[Still watching, that bored look crossing his face again]

[ofwindythings]

[...Man does tequila taste good he's gonna go try grabbing a shot from him...]

[phlogistos]

[IT TASTES LIKE ALCOHOL which is to say, terrible unless you like alcohol sldkjlj Also: ]

Hey--! [...but he doesn't really... try to stop him aksjdflkjlj Foster you are bad at children wow]

[ofwindythings]

[Wow Foster you really are bad at children, even if this is a fake child. He's making a face once he actually takes the shot, though.]

Bleeeeeh. Icky.

[phlogistos]

[.........wait did you actually take the whole shot dude your tiny child throat must be burning???]

[Meanwhile Foster actually looks kind of impressed ffffffff]

You get used to it.

[ofwindythings]

[GOOD THING HE DOESN'T ACTUALLY HAVE A BODY.]

I don't get how papa likes this sort of stuff.

[phlogistos]

The buzz is nice sometimes.

[ofwindythings]

It's weeeeeird.

[phlogistos]

It feels good. [...not that he... gets drunk all that often 8'| Too hard tbh]

[ofwindythings]

It's not like I can get drunk anyway.

[phlogistos]

Uh... [.....................]

Oh. Kay. [lkajslkdjf whatever you say kid!]

[ofwindythings]

['v'!]

Do you like birds?

[phlogistos]

[What... even... lakjsdf where did that question come from. Blinks a little]

They're alright... [No he actually loves them alksjdf but he's awkward about liking them so!]

[ofwindythings]

[He asks everyone that sooner or later bro.]

Just alright?

[phlogistos]

Yeah, alright. They fly around and... stuff... [LKJSDF FOSTER IS THAT REALLY ALL YOU CAN SAY ABOUT BIRDS YOU LOSER. He's actually kinda tsunning whoops]

[ofwindythings]

That's too bad, birds are great~

[phlogistos]

Oh... you think so...?

[...suddenly... a little more attentive then before]

[ofwindythings]

Obviously! They can fly, for starters.

[phlogistos]

Yeah, I guess... [That's kinda cool...]

[Foster please stop tsunning about this you're ridiculous]

[ofwindythings]

You like them, right?

[YOU CANNOT HIDE THIS FROM HIM birdies are his business!!]

[phlogistos]

--no. What gave you... that idea...

[LSKJDFKLJ]