phlogistos: (in the land of the free ride)
Foster ([personal profile] phlogistos) wrote2012-11-12 09:12 pm
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[Hey lookit this asshole hanging out in a less then reputable bar!!! He's settled in a booth in the corner, legs stretched out under the table and propped up on the chair across from him. Between long pauses for people watching, he occasionally returns to something he's writing, though he only gets a few words down before he's back to staring at the crowd. Bored out of his mind by the looks of things]

[He's also smoking despite the sign requesting that please not be a thing. The reason management hasn't come up to tell him to stop? Probably has to do with the gigantic black gun propped up beside him]


[Alternately, start something of your own!]
blackwoods: (she won't leave me alone,)

[personal profile] blackwoods 2012-11-14 08:04 am (UTC)(link)
[Dismissive handwave!]

I'm not calling them, anyway.

But because I'm not calling, if they show up you're on your own, all right?
blackwoods: (spit on what's left.)

[personal profile] blackwoods 2012-11-14 08:09 am (UTC)(link)
Deal. Stay as long as you'd like.
blackwoods: ('cause I know she want an evil man)

[personal profile] blackwoods 2012-11-14 08:14 am (UTC)(link)
I'm just confident you'll make things interesting.
blackwoods: (spit on what's left.)

[personal profile] blackwoods 2012-11-14 08:30 am (UTC)(link)
[Because he's got a giant gun and she hasn't made him cry yet.

And by now they are probably there! ... They also probably have, you know. A driveway and stuff. But walking is good for the body. Good for the soul more like since I guess we're a bunch of fucking fairies here or something]


We're here.
blackwoods: (she gon' break my heart.)

[personal profile] blackwoods 2012-11-14 08:40 am (UTC)(link)
[Well her alternatives as far as dudes go are butlers who are actually paid not to engage her and... the boy whose arm she ate, who she also bullies and reduces to tears on a regular basis because he ruined her life, even if I guess technically he made it better because she's not hungry anymore?? idk idk

Point is they're boring and Foster is not boring yet.]


I like the main house more. I once went to visit my cousin, and I got lost trying to find her room.
blackwoods: (throw me in the fire,)

[personal profile] blackwoods 2012-11-14 08:48 am (UTC)(link)
[OPENIN' THE DOOR and going on ahead and walking towards a hallway. For such a big place, it's pretty conservatively decorated -- most notable is the huge amount of doors and hallways and the strange absence of any kind of clock.]

I have one house. The Bartolomeo family has two houses.
blackwoods: (she won't leave me alone,)

[personal profile] blackwoods 2012-11-14 08:54 am (UTC)(link)
No. It's on the coast.
blackwoods: (Default)

[personal profile] blackwoods 2012-11-14 09:05 am (UTC)(link)
False doors and guest bedrooms. Mother is very clever.

[As she says that last sentence, she rolls her eyes a bit, and twirls her index finger around the side of her head. Her mother is a lot of things and clever is probably one of them, but she prefers the term 'insane.']
blackwoods: ('cause I know she want an evil man)

[personal profile] blackwoods 2012-11-14 09:10 am (UTC)(link)
If you ever see her I'm sure you'll get along.

[Shakes her head as she says that one.....]
blackwoods: (she gon' break my heart.)

[personal profile] blackwoods 2012-11-14 09:21 am (UTC)(link)
You'll get along if you can find her.
blackwoods: (to dance to her evil plans.)

[personal profile] blackwoods 2012-11-14 09:27 am (UTC)(link)
Let's just say she's found when she wants to be.
blackwoods: (but I pray that she hear me when I say:)

1/2

[personal profile] blackwoods 2012-11-14 09:35 am (UTC)(link)
[ZIPPING GESTURE OVER HER MOUTH Foster you know not what you do.]

She'll hear you.
blackwoods: (throw me in the fire,)

[personal profile] blackwoods 2012-11-14 09:36 am (UTC)(link)
Everyone else is...

[... ok let's put it this way.]

Do you like me?

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