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[phlogistos]

[Hey lookit this asshole hanging out in a less then reputable bar!!! He's settled in a booth in the corner, legs stretched out under the table and propped up on the chair across from him. Between long pauses for people watching, he occasionally returns to something he's writing, though he only gets a few words down before he's back to staring at the crowd. Bored out of his mind by the looks of things]

[He's also smoking despite the sign requesting that please not be a thing. The reason management hasn't come up to tell him to stop? Probably has to do with the gigantic black gun propped up beside him]


[Alternately, start something of your own!]

Comments

[blackwoods]

[Well he probably smells funny on top of. Smelling the way he does but LUCKILY, Sophie is not the type to give fucks.]

When you get information, you're supposed to give in return, you know?

[phlogistos]

[lakjsdf he probably smells nowhere near as bad as someone who's been traveling as long as he has should??? He actually probably smells more like smoke then anything... Fire smoke, rather then cigarette smoke sldkfj 8'| Plus you know... whatever fairies smell like to her if that's a sense she has??]

[...anyway. Clears his throat and stuffs his hands in his pockets]

Foster.

[blackwoods]

Your first or last name?

[phlogistos]

My name.

[Or you know... all you're gonna get of it lskdjf]

[blackwoods]

Your first or last name?

[phlogistos]

[...SCREECH DON'T ASK AGAIN FFFFFFHGHGALSKFJ]

That's it. That's all it is.

[blackwoods]

How boring.

[phlogistos]

Sorry...

[Not all of us can have big fancy names jeez Sophie jeez 8'|]

[blackwoods]

Don't apologize now, you're just like that insufferable boy. I'll kill you if you apologize.

[phlogistos]

[...are threats really necessary tho 8'|]

Gotcha. [...]</small. What boy...?

[blackwoods]

An idiot human I've been forced to babysit. He's disgusting.

[phlogistos]

[...oh you're not human but... you... live in a giant house in the city?????? Mental note to snoop around her house and... figure that all out ffff]

Sounds rough. [LSDJF THE MOST NEUTRAL TONE OF VOICE AHAHALSKDJF Foster that's not how sympathy works honey] How'd you end up stuck with him...

[blackwoods]

["I ate his arm and my aunt's making me help him"]

He forced himself on to me, and we're now engaged.

[In this day and age. Yes.]

[phlogistos]

Ah...? [?????]

How far along are you... [...since obviously you must be pregnant then??? LKJSDLKFKLJ HE IS UNSURE WHAT TO EVEN DO WITH THIS INFORMATION]

[blackwoods]

[Looks very offended he even fell for that ugh!!]

That was a joke.

The Boy and myself suffer the same... affliction. He cursed me.

[phlogistos]

[Blinks... alskdfj He wasn't super convinced brosis but... y'know... he didn't have a reason to question it 8'| So here's this kinda... awkward chuckle]

Your sense of humor could use some work, you know.

[blackwoods]

Tell me a joke.

[phlogistos]

Uh... [Ponders for a bit, tapping the ashes off his cigarette in the meantime]

Oh uh... a horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "So. Why the long face?"

[blackwoods]

[... Blinks.]

Is that all?

[phlogistos]

Mmhm. [Laughs LKSJDFLAKJSDF]

It's a pun.

[blackwoods]

Ah...

[A beat.]

Oh. Oh, I understand.

Your sense of humor is as lacking as your hearing and vision.

[phlogistos]

Not at all then?

[...whoops he probably shouldn't sass her if he wants to hang out in her nice ass house for any length of time...................]

[blackwoods]

Very!

[phlogistos]

[Rude tbh!  Laughs a little ffff]

Whatever you say, your ladyship.  [...lskdjdjs Foster pls]

[blackwoods]

[Yeah see that's better!! She likes this one, he knows good blood when he sees it.]

Much better! Well, follow me.

[And again, doing that thing where she walks off without any warning.]