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[phlogistos]

[Hey lookit this asshole hanging out in a less then reputable bar!!! He's settled in a booth in the corner, legs stretched out under the table and propped up on the chair across from him. Between long pauses for people watching, he occasionally returns to something he's writing, though he only gets a few words down before he's back to staring at the crowd. Bored out of his mind by the looks of things]

[He's also smoking despite the sign requesting that please not be a thing. The reason management hasn't come up to tell him to stop? Probably has to do with the gigantic black gun propped up beside him]


[Alternately, start something of your own!]

Comments

[phlogistos]

[lksdjf he's English! So age of consent for him is... sixteen... which is... high school AHAHASLDKJF he's now a little confused ffff]

Yeah sure, I guess... Probably not underage though. [You're developed enough that it seems unlikely to him 8'|]

[blackwoods]

[WELL IN AMERICA --

No her family's from Europe too . . .]

The boy, I recall, is younger than me. Apologies, but I'm not interested in helping you fulfill any sort of skeevy ephebophilic fantasies. Scum.

[phlogistos]

[Pff... cackles?? It is not a sound that commonly emerges from his throat, but when it does... good lord, it is about as skeevy as Ran's is wow]

I just wanna know if I get a bed here for the night, your ladyship. Or is it just the shower.

[blackwoods]

[........ Jesus. She doesn't look too terribly put-off; she even chuckles a little! If. Dryly.]

Yes.

And I'm 20.

[phlogistos]

Good to know. [He thought you looked a little old to be in high school tbh!]

Sorry for any offense, anyway. [Just in case!]

[blackwoods]

Do I look sensitive to you?

[phlogistos]

Nah, but I'm tryna be polite, you know?

[Once again running into the... how rich people... thing... whoops]

[blackwoods]

Why?

[phlogistos]

Cause that's want you're supposed to do with strangers, right? Especially ones who offer their homes...

[Especially when their homes are that nice............]

[blackwoods]

Only the rich strangers, right?

[phlogistos]

Mmn, anyone who offers, you know?

[Just... y'know... he makes slightly more of an effort for rich people lakjskdlfj]

[blackwoods]

No, I've never been homeless before.

[phlogistos]

[...heh]

Ah... Well that's how it is. [Takes the cigarette out so he can fiddle with it again] Inns are expensive... especially between jobs.

[blackwoods]

Right...

We're alone now, so what do you really do?

[phlogistos]

[...pff]

I travel. [That's the truth brosis!]

[blackwoods]

Are you a prostitute?

1/2

[phlogistos]

Wh... [WELL THAT CAME OUT OF NOWHERE???????????????]

[phlogistos]

[Clears throat sldkfj but he still sounds a little... surprised fff]

Why?? [...cause I mean. He's... not really opposed to it if that's a thing she wants. He's certainly had sex for money before but... it's just... not his primary occupation LSJDFLKJSDF]

[blackwoods]

There's no money to be made just travelling. Inns are expensive, right...?

[phlogistos]

That's right... [...........huffs a little]

Prostitutes can't travel, you know. They make their best money building a loyal base and milking it. [Obvsly Sophie jeez]

[blackwoods]

You'd know?

...that wasn't the icon I wanted why

[phlogistos]

Well yeah. [Some of his friends have been prostitutes!]

Wouldn't say something like that if I wasn't sure.

the perils of having multiple icons!

[blackwoods]

You're an assassin.

lakjsdf the perils of having a mouse pad that randomly scrolls tbh

[phlogistos]

[WAS IT THE GIANT GUN THAT GAVE HIM AWAY................]

I do what I can to support myself. [But yes. He is laksdfj]

[blackwoods]

[Man oldtimey adventurers come by her place to ask for favorable winds all the time, giant weapons are like, normal, you could just be one of those freaks.

... In fact they're probably broke all the time too.]

Don't bother justifying it to me. I don't really care, you know.